Big Daddy Pimp Cane Gold

Despite its name, this isn’t just for pimps. The Big Daddy Pimp Cane has become our favorite budget-friendly royal scepter. The 34-inch gold staff features a faceted jewel-style topper with sparkling rhinestone accents and assembles in two pieces for easy carrying. Perfect for kings, queens, fantasy rulers, wizards, bishops, or any noble who believes commoners should bow before speaking. Of course, if you’re headed to a ’70s disco party, it’ll still strut with the best of them.